What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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