Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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