- Anti Joke

A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"