where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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