- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

A drunk guy walks into a car

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

what kind of dog can tiptoe

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