Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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