- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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