- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What's stupid a light bulb.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

if you don't like this you're gay

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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