What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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