- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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