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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

a man checks his mypsace

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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