What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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Dead girls can't say no.

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i hate non minorities!

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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