why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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