Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Alchohol.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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