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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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