What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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One, two, three, four and five

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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im @ work, LOL.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Anti Joke

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