- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

L's I's that took Viagra.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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