- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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