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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

How high is the sky? True or False

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Your big dick.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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