- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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