- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Rebecca Black

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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