How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

a black guy walks into a black bar

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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