- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

i hate non minorities!

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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