What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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