your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Good job, son.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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