- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

A man died.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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