- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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