- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What's the new green? Green

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What's green and blue? yellow

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Pull my finger ouch..

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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