- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

why did the blue berry cross the road

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