Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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69

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Cripples are lame.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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