- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

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