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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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