- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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