- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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