- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

angelo snyder is not ga

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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