- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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