- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

mikey is cute

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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