whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

star wars kid

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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