Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

William wright is Gay

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Obama = ebola

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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