- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.