- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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