- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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