Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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