yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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