- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What's 2+2? Fish

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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