- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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