Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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What would u like to drink?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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This is an anti- joke

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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