- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

all these jokes are horrible now

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

women's rights

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??