- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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