- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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