What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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PENIS lol

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penis in the camel

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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My mom

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Worms don't like apples.

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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