- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??