- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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