- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

who is really lanky? james cornish

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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