- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Small Penis.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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