- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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