- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

I have an idea! You leave.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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