- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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