- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

woman's rights

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

human centipede

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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