- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

1+1=2

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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