- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

A jew enters a mall.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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