- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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