- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

mikey is cute

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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