A man walks into a bar with his dog. He orders 14 shots and proceeds to drink. For each shot he takes, he feeds one to his dog, who accepts it willingly. The bartender says "Well I've never seen anything stranger. Why did you order 14 shots, and why are you giving half to your dog." "Well," says the man, "my 14 year old dog was diagnosed with a fatal heart condition. I cannot afford to put him down, so the shots should kill him." The dog then dies.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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