- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Dead girls can't say no.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Obama = ebola

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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