Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Please Rape William Wright

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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