- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

What's red and funny? The holocaust

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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