- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

whats up and also down? your mum

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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