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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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