- Anti Joke

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

hey hey apple

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch