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Choir.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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