Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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Sam Hengal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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