- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

All of these jokes are about white people

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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