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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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