- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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