- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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