- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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