- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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