knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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