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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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