- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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