Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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