Waffles ate my grandma

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Anti Joke

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