Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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