- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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