- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Chicken

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Im gay What about you

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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