Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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