Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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