- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

im @ work, LOL.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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