- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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