Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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A blind man walks into a library.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Mogok Papiti.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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