- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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