- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

What's half of 8? o

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Heskey time.

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