- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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