What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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