A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

roses are red violets are indigo

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Cripples are lame.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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