What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Boob

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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