Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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