What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Turkey Balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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