Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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lipstick pig

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Whats 1+1? window!

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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The Labour Party.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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