- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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