What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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