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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

a man checks his mypsace

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What is white and black and red all over.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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