what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Please don't shoot me

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

A van drives into a car.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

How old are you? 7

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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