Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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A van drives into a car.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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Please don't shoot me

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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