- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Coldpaly is a good band

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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