i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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no rasist joks

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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What is cowboy say

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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