- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

A pope meets another one

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

drew edminstin is a rat

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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