- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

can you touch your toes? no

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Oh, go away

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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