- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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