why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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A Pakistani news reader.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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