Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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Justin Beiber

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Your're racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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