- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Honk if you're Amish!

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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