how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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