- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Sir, your wife is dead

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

._____________________. Whale!

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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