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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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