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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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