- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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