- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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