- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

. . I am a whale

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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