- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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