- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

knock knock come in !

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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