Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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What did the fish say after he

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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