CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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