- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What is the name of the car? What

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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