What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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