- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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