- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

A man penetrates another man.

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