- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

A gay man watches football.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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